The Wolfsies
have returned from a Christmas cruise where high seas and bad weather made our
journey less than enjoyable. So, in the spirit of Clement Clarke Moore's
classic poem spiced with a little Dr. Seuss, I hope you enjoy my memory of the
trip.
'Twas the night
before Christmas and all through the boat
People were
restless so here's what I wrote
We had decided
this Christmas to forego a gift
And instead
spend the money to all go adrift
The Wolfsies
were nestled all snug in our beds
While visions
of port calls danced in our heads
Mary Ellen in
her nightgown and I in my tee
Were ready for
bed and looked out at sea
When out on the
deck there arose such a racquet
I ran to our
closet and grabbed a life jacket
Then to the
port hole to look out on the ocean
That made me
seasick...all due to the motion
When what to my
listening ears should I hear
But an
officer's voice and the message was clear:
The sea was too
choppy, or so said the captain
Disembarking
the ship was not gonna happen
Then he whistled
and shouted and called them by name
No Honduras, no
Cozumel and then, no Belize
I let out a
curse word
My wife said,
"Oh, geez."
With no ports
to dock in, the message was clear
They couldn't
stock up on food I held dear:
No knockwurst,
no blintzes, no lox, and no brisket
The heck with
the waves, I thought they should risk it.
Then in a
twinkling an announcement to all
Confirming
again there'd be no ports of call
But the captain
assured all on the cruise
There would be
lots on board to entertain and amuse
Now Johnsons,
now Goldbergs, now Reynolds, now Grays
There's
shuffleboard, ping pong and a jukebox that plays
The casino is
open, just think about that
Or learn to
fold towels in the shape of cat
The people on
board could not have been madder
And then out on
the deck I heard such a clatter
When what to my
wandering eyes should appear
But the head
chef himself in his holiday gear
He was dressed
all in white like a man from the navy
And his clothes
were stained with chocolate and gravy
He had a broad
face and a little round belly
And he passed
out some pastries and small jars of jelly
Then a wink of
his eye and a nod of his head
And now I was
sure that I would be fed
He spoke not a
word but went right to his station
Creating his
dishes from every known nation
He pinched
thumb to forefinger and said, “magnifique!”
What a soup he
created: I think it was leek.
Then he made a
new sauce and a great crème brûlée
Then back to
the kitchen to prepare for the next day.
I heard him
exclaim as he went out of sight:
Merry Christmas
to all and enjoy every bite!
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