It’s so exciting these final days before Christmas. You
never know who is going to be at the door ringing your bell. Will it be UPS
dropping off a package? Maybe Federal
Express with a holiday gift? Possibly the U.S. Mail with something for this past
Mother’s or Father’s Day? Sometimes it’s
a grumpy neighbor telling you he’s tired of getting all your stuff by mistake. ‘Tis
the season.
This story begins about 2:00 p.m. last Tuesday. The UPS
truck pulled up to the curb and we wondered what Brown was going to do for us.
We saw the driver struggle with a huge carton the size of a big screen TV. He
maneuvered it to the front porch and left it leaning against the door. I went
outside to look at it.
“Who’s it for?” asked Mary Ellen.
I checked the label and it was addressed to me, but sometimes
that sticker is misleading. Some of our credit cards are in my name, some are in
Mary Ellen’s; so when a delivery is made, we are not sure who ordered it and
who the gift is ultimately for. If the wrong person opens it, well, there goes
the surprise on Christmas morning.
“It says it’s for me,” I told her, “but I have absolutely no
recollection of ordering anything so big. Maybe you ordered it, Mary Ellen.”
My wife thought for a moment and so began the weirdest
conversation in our 34-year marriage. “Dick, I know what it is. It’s that
special item I mentioned two months ago that I wanted for Christmas. You said
you found it in a catalog. Don’t you remember? I am so excited! Thank you.”
“I have absolutely no idea what it is. Can you give me a
hint?”
“No, I can’t give you a hint. That would ruin the surprise.”
“Ruin the surprise? Ruin the surprise? The gift is for you! It’s
supposed to be your surprise. But you
already know what it is. I’m the one who doesn’t have a clue.”
“It doesn’t seem right to tell you. That’s not in keeping
with the spirit of giving, Dick.”
“Okay, how about if you whisper softly in my ear and I
promise I won’t tell you what you said.” It scared me a little that for a brief
moment this actually made sense. It was driving me crazy that I had no memory of
what I bought her. “Is it a high tech item?” I asked.
“Not really,” said Mary Ellen.
“Do you plug it in?”
“No.”
“Is it artwork?”
“No, not even close. But I don’t want to play anymore. If
you guess it, I’ll have nothing to look forward to on Christmas morning. I want
to see the expression on your face when I open it.”
Later that morning when Mary Ellen went out grocery shopping,
I secretly opened the box. Let me tell you, it was a really neat present. I don’t think I have ever been happier with
something I bought my wife. Before Mary Ellen got home, I resealed it, then gift-wrapped
it and placed it under the tree. Of
course, now we both knew what was in the package. It will still be a surprise on
Christmas morning, as long as we can both keep a secret.
